RogueBelle

eccecorinna:

diedamederschatten:

Cicero: would put multi-paragraph rants without page breaks and piss everyone off

Catullus: would run one of those arty blogs that periodically startles you with hardcore gay porn on your dash

Vergil: would have a successful ongoing webcomic or blog and would constantly reblog and be reblogged by Horace

Horace: would post a ton of Instagram photos of wine and houses in the countryside and would constantly reblog and be reblogged by Vergil

Pliny the Elder: would post a bunch of photos of flowers, nature, and astronomical facts, and would die while attempting to liveblog the Vesuvius eruption

Lucretius: would be a nightblogger who would always post stuff like “what if when we die we become atoms and float away in the wind? Like you could be inhaling and exhaling your dead ancestors right now!”

Ovid: Would post a mixture of porn and reblogs of nature and portrait photos and would ultimately engage in massive flame wars and get banned for violating the Terms of Service

YES GOOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

Ovid also reblogs other people’s posts with sassy one-liners that then become more popular than the original post.

Everyone is a member of the Mythology Fandom.

omg I was cracking up at Cicero’s lack of breaks and did not stop lol’ing throughout. This is genius. I want this to be a thing.

apple-key:

ROME x ep 1x01 || The Stolen Eagle

Sassy!Cicero making snide remarks is best Cicero. 

(via fuckyeahromehbo)

Marcus Tullius Cicero, Imperium. (via being—human)

(via myancientworld)

- Marcus Tullius Cicero (via thethreephilias)

Cicero was a douche, but he nailed this one.

(via scissorsappledog)

mythomagic:

caesarindahood:

Jazz hands.

sassy cicero

Cicero is Rome’s Sassy Gay Friend.

(Source: romecaps, via taeko-yasuhiros)